Pssst... I’m white. Now, fuck off, Honky.

Ultimately, it was crossing the thin line between“honky honky” and “dead honky” that led to the suspension.

The NFL is so average. It seems like every year the leagues collective win-loss is right at .500

Damn I’m old. I keep referencing things from just 30 years ago and I’m getting more and more blank stares.

Bless your heart.

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

The floodgates opened up after that.

Speaking of being fun at parties, you're killin' it here.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

My point is that all of these people deep down know trump is a moron and is actively harming the country, but they can’t stop supporting him because it would mean that they were wrong. And admitting that you were wrong is the hardest thing to do for conservatives, especially when it comes to political beliefs. They…

Damn man that’s rough, can you still smoke weed? I think I could (should?) stop drinking as long as I could still smoke weed.

I feel like this is a supervillain origin story.

I started this post a few times, deleted/rewrote, and ultimately decided to let brevity rule.

I too am from Virginia. I was born in Norfolk since my dad was in the Navy and when I was three moved to Vienna (Oakton, really, for those who know), where I lived until I went off to college. Confederate symbols were everywhere. You couldn’t move five feet without tripping over something to remind you of Virginia’s…

*The Speaker of the House (Kirk Cox) is 4th in line.

The Governor isn’t going anywhere. The 2nd and 3rd replacements are a guy with a credible accusation of rape against him and a guy who also admitted to wearing blackface. The Republican State Senate Majority Leader is the 4th replacement. Unless the other two resign first, so suitable replacements can be put in before…

And then they missed the extra point, which just about sums up the Cardinals throughout Larry's whole career. 

Why are the Cards firing Wilks after one season? Did they mean to hire Steve Wilkos?

WHOA GUYS, TAKE IT EASY ON EACH OTHER. 

Still the best ever: