Idk looks sketchy

You know, Mary Magdalene was the original “Tomb Raider.”

Buress should have responded by nailing 95 of his best jokes to the theater door.

I think you missed it...

This is why I never ski. I wouldn’t trust a gondola as far as it could throw me.

Unbelievable!

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

For those who just lost your airline discounts.... you have my thoughts and prayers.

Well of all the trailers I’ve seen, this was certainly one of them.

“Only two volumes? Why not three?”

And yet, he’ll leave the Games with more dignity than Canada.

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

An onlooker captured some video of the seizure, which was made using a device that I don’t think I’ve ever seen before

My parents had at 2800 CS and I had a GTV 2000. They are both excellent cars Beyond Compare of what was available then.

Didn’t you see his entry? Sponsored by Vaseline already.

The 4 people he beat were later quoted as saying “We weren’t going to win a medal, so we might as well follow him and enjoy the view”

Considering his attractiveness, he probably also had 114 finishes in Olympic village.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

One profile for each of the parasitic organisms you're now hosting?