“...why not just say, ‘Jacket required’?”

For fuck sake, can we have an under-car picture?

Tod Seelie, whoever the fuck you are, stick around, please. This is a great perspective and a delicious break from the glitzy stuff. 

Especially considering how many supervillain origins can be summed up by the phrase “He was mocked for his creation”.

Mocking this guy because he flew only 20 miles is a very weird take.

Joule thief!

Backwards hat dude got it...it’s always backward hat dude

Here’s your star you psychic so-and-so!

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

WHEY TO GO!

Casein point!

“I did it all for the nookie!”

I think Weezer should do a cover of Cyndi Lauper’s “I Doubt They’ll Ever Correct The Article”

Soft Cell’s “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)”

Oh hell, why not. I’m all in.

Some people learn with the help of visuals.

Because he was using the White Courtesey Phone?

Yes eventually it became clear he was a paying guest but he stubbornly remained black.