You want cats in your ballpark? Because that’s how you get cats.

would

“Ran when parked”

Leaf who alone?

He’s lucky he wasn’t arrested on suspicion of trunk driving.

I’m going to defend the ‘underlying tension’ description. The body panels seem to have a stressed quality, like they’re pulled taught, like something inside them is keeping them under tension. That’s what I mean. Okay, maybe it sounds PR-ish, but I’m not just pulling adjectives ex recto.

Dude, you just made your stand on an article about a bionic dog.

He wants to drive to South America, not cook meth.

I dunno, man. I think it adds character. It’s useless, but I think it adds a nice aesthetic.

About the canned vs. dried, frankly friend you are full of shit. Some thoughts:

YUM! All the beans!

Sounds like she’s got herself... a sticky situation.

because I’m a twee mofo

I want, so badly, to show up with one of these.

All this talk about bone strength and massages is quite Travolting

Good job, jor8ge.

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

“Isaiah Thomas will be out for the remainder of the Celtics’ sad, fumbling attempts to look like a professional basketball team on the same court as the Cavaliers.”

Bass? Dropped.