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Get back to me when he has his first gold record…

The kids shirt probably cost $50, it says he’s from France so it’s not a crazy commute. There is nothing different about this than taking your kid to Disney World in a Mickey mouse shirt. For all you know the kids parents saved up all year to take him on this vacation. Also, you’re kind of an asshole.

That’s a good bear. But some bear should tell him that he’s a black bear, not a brownie bear.

Kristen,

Thank you for the follow up!

Wait. I just did some internet sleuthing:

Honestly, who hasn’t been there?

“I’m Conrad Motherfucking Hilton!”

Or, alternately, you could do a little internet research and find the 9-5 was made in fairly large numbers virtually unchanged from the 1999-2009 model years, a good portion of it was bog-standard GM parts, and those that weren’t are still readily available, and they’re cheap enough that you could buy a whole other

You should’ve been an abortion

About 2,400 miles each way. Four years ago, I was in search of a particular car, and I prowled the interwebz for weeks, checking the usual websites every few days, without limitations on the miles from my home. I tripped over a car that just fit within my budget that had no business being in that range. I immediately

That is a very painful question for me.

I think they are pointing and laughing at the “real people” in the Chevy ads...

“Coming this summer, The Fast And The Furious 23, starring Peter Dinklage...”

My dad got a 126 for commuting to grad school back around 1974 or so as a replacement for a Simca. Now, this story might sound really boring if you thought I grew up in Provence or Liege or maybe even Suffolk.

Nowadays, women only laugh at salads that vigorously.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

It’s a good thing he didn’t modify his car to your liking.