Aside from a tenuous GM link, it has nothing to do with cars and absolutely doesn’t belong on Jalopnik.

it got 5.4 stars out of a possible 5 stars in its crash tests

Aghghrrr!

But how fast can it squeeze juice out of prepackaged bags?

A low side happens when you lose traction with the front wheel of a motorcycle. The front washes out and you have a nice little slide along the pavement. That’s what’s starting to happen in the beginning of this video when he’s sliding with the bike on top of him.

If you are going to show us close ups, you may as well show us the whole bike as well.

Pineapple.

Listening to your own musics in public has to be the most lame thing an artist could do. This would be like running into Stephen King reading a Stephen King book in the airport.

i’m ntu it.

And here’s another type of headlights to look for that tell you to slow down for cops:

That’s the Spirit

Hopefully, Michael and Amber remained united through this ordeal.

This is Waymo shady now.

At least the girls realized it was a joke....unlike the actual AutoZone worker that argued with me even with part numbers researched beforehand....that my 2001 Subaru Legacy GT did not have rear brakes at all....because his computer didn’t show any.

This was deep

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

Ken, this is the best series of posts on Jalopnik to date. Better than the E30 Mexico rally car, better than the low mileage journey by Torch and whoever. These three posts that you’ve done are the best. Please, please keep it up.

Wow, that’s really smart, carrying a bike on top of your Mini so you can tow it if it breaks down.

Cars and Sake looks fun.