I don’t know what this ALS hokum is, but I can tell you for certain that, in a cruel twist of fate, Lou Gehrig succumbed to Lou Gehrig’s disease, not ALS. 

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

Correct. Also, we have the issue of inconsistent enforcement. I’ve seen sweatpants and leggings on planes for 20 years. If leggings are now subject to inspection, there needs to be a posted dress code, like in high school or our workplace. Otherwise, ejections are going to look like retaliations for other things…

I thought the way to do that was to take off the wheels + splash guards and go in from the side.

Engine: a Honda engine.

Save the apex seals!

I would love it if each year we could see a recap list of 1) the biggest NP wins, 2) the biggest CP losses, and 3) the closest wins/losses

Last night I was out drinking at a bar with a couple of friends, and one of them doesn’t own a car. As we were getting up from our table, I saw him whip his phone out and request an uber back to his place.

What kind of five year old doesn’t have a nemeses in the mainstream media yet? You might be a bad parent.

Guys, we get it, you don’t like this taxi company.

LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I’M GETTING A GIANT WAFFLE CONE...IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE OUT THERE- AND THERE ARE MANY, MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO HAVE TWO DESSERTS. ICE CREAM AND COOKIES, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WELL BELIEVE ME, WE’RE HAVING DESSERT AND IT’S GOING TO BE BIGLY. AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF DESSERT, AND ITS LEADING TO A…

Jesus Christ. It is chilling how much this resembles trying to debrief my five year old daughter twenty minutes after some silly meltdown - except she doesn’t have fucking committees and nemeses in the newsmedia and so on to obfuscate with.

This is insulting to children and babies.

Just make it already

I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

Whatever, it’s still ugly and still unreliable...

Ford - American company that sells LOTS of cars in Europe. Owned Jaguar, Land Rover, Volvo, and Aston Martin, saving them all from oblivion and investing in all to their continued benefit post-sale today.

I’m no fan of American cars, but if you think superior quality is the reason Europe is full of European cars, you’re nuts (or dumb).

Um, WITAF?