You’ve collectively lost your mind.

Several times? Numerous times? Give us a number!

Such a well-written post, thanks! She is so amazing and inspirational. I love to watch that kid ski.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

I also drove this car and would like to add a few notes, mainly that

Aziz Ansari?

You’re not exactly making a great point about how dumb other people are when you can’t spell basic words and you don’t understand anything about the ozone layer (or the fact that there isn’t an ozone hole above Kentucky).

Properly uses all caps, +1

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

The resemblance is uncanny...

The rings were not recovered.

The Wall just got 12 feet taller

She was drunk on expensive scotch, I’m guessing. But definitely more than three fingers.

Because as everyone knows, once something goes out on the internet it’s gone forever if you get a reporter to delete a tweet.

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

It’s been a banner day for giant chickens

As seen in a record store in Raleigh, North Carolina.

“The loss—in front of a hostile Greenville, S.C. crowd owing to the NCAA stripping North Carolina of its hosting rights due to bigotry in that state—comes as a reverberant echo of hope for a nation in crisis.”

I agree, we should probably not be apartheid of this conversation.

Oddly enough a slip of the tongue was the reason for the girlfriend in the first place.