Their cows will look like this.

Mine’s nothing special. It’s a 1982 GTV6. This is her.

This is my weekend car a ‘76 spider, I rebuilt the engine about a 1000 miles ago, it’s got Koni sport yellow shocks with matching springs, weber carbs and a bunch of small little stuff done to it. I’m planning on a rollbar with harnesses and bucket seats, 8 inch wide tires, probably some more engine and suspension…

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Here’s how the Lunar Rover had to be packaged for the trip. You mean your Jeep doesn’t fold up like this?

Do you have to marry the prostitute to learn those lessons, or just pay for session or two?

Unless there are guarantees that this particular Z3 wasn’t a program Z3.

Ah yes. Today a window regulator broke on my car and I was filled with an existential dread. I felt like I was losing control.

I gave up after 5 paragraphs or so and started skimming, then I gave up on that too. Amen

Why is there a bigger spread between 6K-7K (and 7K-8K) as compared to the rest of the RPM’s? Anyone else bothered by that? Also, you have 3 missed calls.

As a test.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

Sher-Bert Reynolds!

Here’s a better trailer without all that apocalyptic music.

Mostly, I totally agree. Also, store brands skimp on the tahini. But parsley and paprika finish hummus nicely....

Came for the Harambe jokes, left mostly disappointed.

If you're having hurl problems, I feel bad for you son

Those look like waterless urinals too.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.