Better than a runny point.

And 50% don’t know who Ben Coates is.

How did Craig “I killed five hookers” James not make that list?

You have no idea how happy I was to see Vincent Brisby (who was briefly my favorite player due to the same first name) and Chris Slade on that list. My mom still owns/wears a Chris Slade jersey.

Zeke Mowatt for honorable mention!

I always give the old school Pats fans a pass. If you remember Grogan and Sam “Bam” Cunningham you’ve paid your dues. But start with that “Brady defined my childhood” crap and I’m snatching your Sam Adams out of your hand and kicking you out.

100% accurate

Missin’ Sisson!

The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.

I’m conflicted on the tech test, but that’s because I was conflicted with the first Titanfall.

Some people in the greys are boring liberal scolds like myself, who enjoy Old World wine, Multicultural Cuisine, Australian-style Gun Control, and being completely ignored in the Deadspin comment section.

Because its not a frozen hellscape, simply a bullet ridden one. Some people have preferences.

...and the fourth game, with starters sitting and the only drama being the last roster spot or two, is excruciating.

To me, it appears pretty obvious that they’ll add BC to games when it helps support a new Xbox One title.

One thing that’s always confused me is that taking $20 from a booster is considered a violation that affects a player’s eligibility yet every single time a prominent player assaults or rapes someone they are able to retain a high-priced “prominent local lawyer.” How in the hell is obtaining tens of thousands in legal…

I like Inception very much, but it’s ending isn’t that special. It certainly provokes a question, but come on - a top ending of all time? Get real.

Jesus Christ was not a real person, but rather a mythological hybrid conjured up more than 100 years after his supposed death by individuals who needed a figurehead to promote their new religion.

On the flip side, they added 6 new character classes, new customizations for every class, at least two new game modes, made it completely playable offline, and added a new world hub with its own awesome game mode. It’s worth it, in my opinion.

GET OUT OF THE CINCY!

“Don’t be ridiculous!”