I have to include "Dr. Feelgood" among the best if for no other reason than the driving rhythm in the intro.

If anything goes wrong on the construction aspect of the tour, do the roadies, out of hair metal has-been habit, just blame Nirvana?

Pretzels losing to Chex Mix? What fresh hell is this?

The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.

That take is so hot, it's a miracle that your fingers didn't melt before clicking Publish.

Calico Burress

I would very much have enjoyed seeing if that scenario would have played out.

WRONG, they took 24 of those cards, threw them in our face, then put the remaining 28 online.

Yeah, but could he beat Jon Jones?

Ubisoft is literally giving away free games and someone still isn't pleased. Go figure. Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

Maple syrup instead of sugar is what I do, I think it works well.

Wrong. #1 needs to be "Name on the Stanley Cup"

And I'd rather be hit by a car than be President.

Here you go. Ted Cruz is leading the way against net neutrality. He actually calls it Obamacare for the Internet. Jesus.

For once, "getting hit by a car" wouldn't come in next-to-last

Fully expecting a "Problems, ranked" post soon.

Having seen Big Hero 6 over the weekend, this does not surprise me. Does it hit ever single superhero origin trope? Yeah (but it acknowledges this). Is it also glorious fun, solid story-telling, and still pitch-perfect emotionally when it needs to be? Absolutely YES.

Read IGN's review first, and by the end of it I had no idea what the hell kind of game this is supposed to be. Followed up by an arbitrary number score.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

Yeah, like a one hit kill melee, or a 30 ft insta-kill ground slam. Heaven forbid hunters get something. Don't even get me started on the self revive or the running smash. But you're right, hunters are sups' unbalanced.