Oh man I got so drunk in Worcester once. My damn coworkers kept buying me Manhattans. It was supposed to be my last drink and then they bought me 3 more. They knew I had to work at 8 the next morning with juvenile delinquents, too. The worst part is I never threw up (almost in the car with the kids the next morning)…

They threw you out? That must have been a classy Worcester bar.

I puked from chemo last night... #humblebrag

- Randle: Listen, rookie. I need you to help me out on this. I need to grab a few things at the store, but I forgot my wallet at the stadium. Here's what you're gonna do, rookie: stand at the front of the store, wave your arms, make a commotion - just make sure the security guard doesn't notice while I grab what I…

"Shotguns, which have no range at all, are about to get even less range. What the

Who cares? You would have to be a soulless monster to think something that beautiful was foul.

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because even with its issues its still fun as hell.

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

'murica... this shit usually doesn't happen in good old Europe with strict gun control laws. just sayin'

with a group of friends it doesn't feel like grinding to me.

So in other words, our editorial team is totally separate from our ad team and they have no impact on what we write for you fine readers.

1) It raises the boiling temperature of the water, which means the water is a lot hotter when you add pasta to it, which helps prevent the water from cooling down to tepidity when the room-temperature pasta enters it. This means the pasta spends less time in the water; it also improves the texture of the cooked pasta.

Perhaps you've failed to understand the definition of "Limited Edition".

That's what she said.

Don't get clever with other shit. Good avocados, chopped cilantro, fresh lime juice from actual limes (not the little lime-shaped bottle), salt, maybe a very finely minced jalapeno, mayyybe some minced garlic or red onion. That's it. The idea is to flatter the taste and texture of ripe avocado, not to use it as…

Pfft. Julian Edelman gives you the same performance for only, like, half the number of amphetamines....

Damn good beer, but if you're a Browns fan you might just wanna drink some imperial IPAs and pass out during the first quarter.

And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…