Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

Grant Wahl, not as much.

Despite the claims of his attire, he really doesn’t seem to be in the mood to take BS.

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

And being a Kevin James vehicle, they would have given the episode a classy title like “The Tell-Tale Fart” or something similar.

As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter:

Surely we can all agree, though, that whenever it’s played, the national anthem should be changed to God Bless America. It’s short & sweet, easy to remember, fairly stirring, and one thousand times better than the current abomination which is pretty much impossible for regular folks to sing.

ugh, really? The Braves will get an Opera singer to come out and sing that from time to time and it’s awesome because the singer is awesome but usually it’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy.” Which may be worse. I’m also making assumptions because I haven’t been to the new stadium nor will I ever

I never realized the silliness until I started talking to people from other countries (imagine that). And I had no good reason to justify the practice.

And Europeans are like: “But why do you guys play the national anthem during domestic competitions at all?”

Not sure what you guys are getting at but the fine citizens of LA have always supported the NFL. Hell, look how many Angelenos showed their support for the very first Super Bowl. 

The straw man is really takin a beating!

Lighten up Brahncis.

In retaliation I hope Christian Hackenberg is in charge of delivering all of the relief supplies.

She’s a Packers fan too.

Really? Pieces of shit?

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Norm is God