Robin Williams didn't even work for ESPN and yet he was still given an indefinite suspension.

driver missed a stop sign and drove into a churchyard.

That's the ugliest fucking bow tie I've ever seen.

Same here!

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Agreed. Samer needs to put more thrust behind his hips, and try it with a human instead of a mattress.

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

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+1 for good idea I'm too stupid to pull off in Shop.

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

Freeman: "Hey Chipper, I didn't plan on riding for miles on the back of a 4-wheeler. I am not dressed for this and I think I'm on the verge of hypothermia. Seriously bro, I'm dying here. Once we get back to your place, any chance you could build a really big fire?"

Chipper: [angrily kicks Freeman off of 4-wheeler,…

This press conference sucks. They should change those E's to R's.

Best way to tip a bartender is up front. If you're in a busy bar or crowded college bar style place hand him a 20 and put the rest on a tab. The bartender will get you your drinks fast and before other people in line. At a restaurant style bar, tip costs less up front. If you're buying more than 10 drinks make sure…

Joe Torre: Look guys, this is real easy, let me go through this once more. Managers will have at least one challenge to use. If you get the challenge right you retain your challenge. If you get the challenge wrong you lose your challenge. With me so far? Okay. The challenge is located under one of the four bases. To…

That's Gold.

He's just reminding his teammates of the stakes.

If we're going just by the frequency and timing with which he uses it, I'm guessing that "Omaha" usually means, "Yes, in exchange for payment, I will endorse that."

Well, it's a more subtle trap than last week's poll:

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.