Haider Zafar's other business partner, Luvvr Upclohs, was, in fact, a suitable partner and the yin to his yang.

MILLENNIAL YEARNING
or: 1,250 WORDS CONCERNING MY JUNK – A PRETENTIOUSLY LONG-TITLED PERSONAL ESSAY ABOUT ENNUI, ANXIETY AND WHITE PRIVILEGE IN THE 21^st CENTURY
By Wendel Clark Bar

“Just chill the fuck out,” I say to my penis.

Very true. And 9/11 was all the Wright Brothers' fault.

Some unprotected sex with Adrian Peterson would probably help Susan chill out.

"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!
"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST…

Anyone who tries to say this is not "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll" is a joy-killing asshole. Stop being joy-killing assholes.

Meanwhile, Gates has that watching-the-valet-park-my-Bentley look.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

moronic

thereby reiterating the fact that nothing good can come from three months of brewing in Milwaukee.

“I apologized to the governor for any embarrassment we may have caused the state,” Brady said. “He made me aware of his concerns. He wants things done right.”

How far can you punt a football?

Based on everything I know about the Tampa region, I'm pretty sure "vote" means "see how far they can punt".

You've gotta feel for Uggla here, guys hitting .182 often struggle to have good ABs

Jewish 'Bama fans: When we're not killing trees, we're nailing your saviour to them.

Greg, as much as I enjoy you as a writer and a fellow Arsenal supporter, I have to take umbrage with one thing: the two sides are not regarded as equals. Let's forget all the factors that we can't see, and focus solely on the almighty pound.

Prisco has been a hack for years. This moment was made for him.

They bought their ticket, they got on the plane. I say, let 'em crash.

Drew, have you received more or less hate mail this year from the WYTS posts?

Intellectually, I agree with your fundamental premise, Scott. It's clear that a lot of the blood lust against A-Rod is personal and that the general vendetta against PEDs is based on hysteria more than it is reason. But, that said, I strongly disagree with how
you get to your conclusion.