How far can you punt a football?

104 miles southwest of Bristol is also the directive on Levi Johnston's restraining order.

Not bad, but we really should've been 18. If any country's conduct could be described as "barely legal," it's ours.

Looks like Finley finally caught something that was thrown at him.

Cooper: "I ask you, is this the goatee of a racist man? Is this the mullet of a racist man? Let he among you who has never called a black man the n word out of spite cast the first stone!"

A few years ago, a guy who used to be a GK for RBNY came to work in sales at the software company where I work. He had basically "retired" from the game at 26 (to be fair, he was, by his own admission, average at best as an MLS keeper).

He said a lot of similar things about what life was like for a non-Henry or…

Wow, looking at the names on this list gives me a terrible feeling in the pit of my stomach. With every single name, it becomes clearer and clearer that MLB may be targeting a specific class of players. Bunch of old, rich, white men running MLB. Sickens me. Not a single outlier in the whole list.

So they can get screwed with zero chance of anyone having to take a knee? It shouldn't be an unfamiliar feeling to any of them that are married, amirite married bros???

If you look at Grantland's coverage, it's pretty analytics-friendly. In addition to Barnwell, I'm especially a fan of Zach Lowe, who combines a strong knowledge of analytics, scouting and shoe-leather reporting in a very smart way. (Keith Law also does a lot of that for ESPN.com). Kirk Goldsberry is also pretty…

Jesus, come'on man... bottom of your shoe

Pretty well one of my all-time favorite calls in all of sport. "OH, IT'S INCREDIBLE." Seriously. Nothing makes a great moment of screaming at the television better than a truly great call to listen to over and over again on replays. Ian Darke, man.

But, please god, save us from Macca.

That call/video still gives me goosebumps.

Sir Ian Darke is the best.