You don't have to be such a beach about it.

This may not be a good joke, but using "Ottawa" would be missing the point of the joke entirely.

Similarly, quarterbacks use the word "Juno" in the CFL.

This is all a huge misunderstanding. Kidd simply doesn't like his Frank being sandwiched with duties that are not suitable for a hotdog.

Late, but that is good. +1

Tip: NONE, FORREST, NONE

True to Gator football, NO ONE goes to the EndZone. No seriously, that place is awful.

What really gave it away was Patric Young pulling the airplane across the tarmac.

+1

And that's how Mike Glennon was made.

Do you think sports will evolve to a point where doping is the accepted norm? Will it just be considered another part of training regiments to compete against other world class athletes? I feel like people have such staunch opinions against doping because it goes against "what has always been done." Medical and…

Is Lance Armstrong getting a PS4 or XBOX ONE? Asking for a friend.

This is good.

Good thing proper news publications exist because this cleared up a lot for me:

Oh man, here's how to make sure that never happens again. Take your file of misappropriated time and put it outside on trash day, THEN never ever waste more time commenting about how you wasted time.

meh

I think you're looking for "(door flies open)."

Unrelated, Jewish people are still yet to have a better Saturday than January 27, 1945.

"I'm givin' civilians a hundred and ten percent" still rhymes and uses the same amount of syllables without sounding like Dr. Evil, Wale.