Eitherway, Hollywood doesn’t have a short supply of ripped black guys who could fill this role.

Hell, Terry Crews could just shout “WOOO!” at a bunch of railroad spikes and probably get the job done.

It really should look like a cheap, mass-produced actual toy doll for kids to play with. The creepiness should come off as completely unintentional.

Micro Machines. It would be Honey I Shrunk The Kids meets Fast & The Furious.

I can handle Leia and Han’s arcs. Luke’s was a straight up character assassination, and a shittier end to a beloved character than I could have possibly imagined.

Did anyone else half expect a musical number to break out whenever Rose was on screen?

I gave up halfway through the third one. These are so incoherent.