I know they did a terrible straight-to-VHS in the 80's, but I want to see a new “Garbage Pail Kids” movie with today’s special effects. I’d love a gonzo R-rated take ala Deadpool meets Gremlins, but we’d probably get something kid-safe with a relaunched toy/card line. Or did they already do this with “The Trash Pack”?

Ahem...

Nailed it.