Neither the AMCs nor the Cinemark near me have their tickets available yet either. Methinks this was released a little early on the part of the producers.

Why futz with continuity? Jonah Hill can play Jake's cousin, Marvin, son of Jon Lovitz, who replaced Norman the Cow in Billy's heart once he died.

Oh, I don't know. I'm sure it does. But music snobs have been saying that since the 1990s.

I kind of got a Rura Penthre vibe from that planet, like it was where trespassers ended up if they ventured too far into that part of space. It would be in keeping with these new movies borrowing most of their plot elements from the earlier ones.

Sulu can fly a helicopter again, maybe a Black Hawk over a war zone.

I was thinking that too, with the crew interacting with a really unknowable alien being or race. Idris Elba's line here about "the frontier pushing back" is interesting… but if he isn't a Klingon or Romulan, then it's really just taking an old idea and putting a new species in their place.

Some Tumblr users probably see it as more Pon Far with Quinto/Spock.

"Cold fusion" means it freezes things, right?

Well, maybe Kirk's step-dad was a douchey music historian who also thinks that MTV should never have stopped playing videos.

I have to admit, those waxed-up twee mustaches do make me want destroy something beautiful.

So, I absolutely hate Star Trek Into Darkness and don't mind the first reboot movie. I had to watch this teaser a few times before I could decide what I felt about it. I get "Sabotage" is an in-universe in-joke now, but it really didn't need to be played through the whole thing. Starting off? Sure. But then let's get…

This is why I picked watching it at one one of the Alamo Drafthouses. Should be enough full-on nerdiness and liberal hipsterism to limit crazed shooter access. Then again, maybe that makes us a better target…?

Won't somebody please think of the children!

The war between the haves and have-nots will start because the "endless" bread sticks were a lie!

I don't know about a City Slickers prequel, but I'd pay to see Jake Gyllenhaal in a City Slickers sequel where he reprises his role as Crystal's kid. The plot would revolve around Jake returning to the original cattle drive land so he can dispose of his father's ashes — because in no way do we actually want Billy…

"Fuck off!" - Lawrence Tierney

A… a bitch?

"Graham’s script is most successful when it softly pushes up against those same bounds of fate."

Let's not complicate the Summers brothers' movie relationships even more, shall we?

It's true, the dankness and the buds. All of it.