To be fair, science does have a nice butt.

Well, Tesla did believe that eugenics wasn't inherently evil.

Indeed, I'm pretty sure it was the Jack White segment in Jim Jarmusch's Coffee & Cigarettes that got the Tesla lightning ball rolling.

Oscar Isaac 4 Tesla!

No wonder I was never good at math.

It's like she isn't aware that the whole reason there are so many versions of this song, as well as dozens of other Christmas standards (not to mention the hundreds of non-Christmas standards from this era and before it), was because people wanted their favorite god damn singers to sing these really popular songs. The…

So close!

You lucky bastard. I'd heard it three times by last Tuesday.

Is 15 years too soon or too late to reboot Dracula 2000?

I get it.

In a battle between 1990s Carla Gugino and 1990s Lori Petty, everyone wins.

Even though everyone knows her as the Broadway Spider-Man director, and I double checked her name via the credits for Titus, I hadn't actually put it together quite like that. I almost don't like her Titus as much as I was disappointed by Snyder's Man of Steel. But I would be interested in seeing her Wonder Woman.

In terms of "visionary" status, in so much as their own style informs everything they do, I'd say Julie Taymor. YMMV on the relative and respective quality of their movies.

Jason Momoa is people too!

Yeah, okay, but what about… 28?

Why, is there a new one being made or something?

Oh, I'm sure she just read it to him over the intercom while he alternated snorting crack and jogging on his treadmill.

I mean, I personally don't disagree with that sentiment at all, but I feel pretty strongly that the books/movies were opposed to that idea.

Something tells me Lionsgate VP Michael Burns didn't get the point of this story.

Personally, I think it's lame. They really just mean "women of a certain age I still want to bone, or think about boning, or watch boning someone else", and that age is between 35-40, 45 if they've got a Shannon Tweed thing going on. Because, really, anybody can be a MILF and unless I see pictures of the supposed…