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The latest UI is the fucking worst. I hate it so much.

I was more excited to see Danny McBride without a mullet, but I get you.

It would be pretty great if Ramsay and Jon met on the field of battle. Marching toward each other, armies behind them. Ramsay is clearly excited, savoring this moment, this chance to stomp out the Starks for good. Jon is dour. They meet. Jon, a far better swordsman, just cuts his smirking head clean off — sploosh, a

Beautiful Girls. Hutton doesn't fall in love with her, he's just kind of mesmerized by her precociousness and obvious future hotness. He still needs to stay at least 150 yards away from her at all times, though.

Jane Got a Gun 7: Jane Got a Bigger Piece of a Wood with a Bigger Nail in It

I was just gonna say, I wish this was a mini-series instead of a movie. More Michelle Yeoh swordfighting people, please, Netflix.

Trailer VO: Idris Elba is… Gary Mitchell.

At least with animation, we won't have to see all the wrinkles the fish have gained in the interim.

Hopefully the trailer itself is just a bunch of stars the "camera" treks to. Some classic music. KirkPine saying something dramatic, PeggScotty saying something funny. Warp speed. Explosion. Star Trek Beyond.

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes nerds!

You only have yourself to blame for this long-winded answer…

Catherine O'Hara as the modern day Peggy, with Eugene Levy as her new beau, don't cha know.

I had just learned about that before seeing the episode! We're through the looking glass here, people.

Generally I've loved all of this season, but last week's episode left me a little cold and it was the convoluted plotting that did it. I'm generally fine with time jumps and then circling back to fill in the empty spaces, like they literally did here with Ed calling Mike. But not enough things of consequence happened

JUST DON'T LOOK.

Is Spielberg high? Indiana Jones is a hat and a leather jacket, maybe a whip on occasion. He's a costume. He's already been played by other people, including in one of Spielberg's own movies and a Spielberg-produced TV series.

Darn those socks of his!

I always found Girl 6 rather lackluster, but it isn't without its moments.

That's our Tarzan!