Tell that to Pink Floyd!

Ah. And now that I've read it, I can bask in the warm glowing warming glow of not having seen this movie.

Before I even read this, I just wanted to thank you, Nathan, for that headline. I would have also accepted "The Braffening."

Sure, but compared to practically everyone else besides Martin Starr, he's the only one who isn't playing to his type. And his performance isn't as strong as Starr's, so it's just interesting to me that he was cast there. I'm guessing he just cracked up Judd Apatow on the regular.

I only vaguely remember that, but I do remember it. Why did he do that? Was he freezing to almost literal death, or was it just Tarzan being Tarzan?

Well, part of me thinks that because Jeremy and Spencer have been getting a lot of air time, it's a misdirect from the actual winner's edit — either Tasha or Wentworth. I definitely think all the players left, aside from Keith and Kimmi, have been playing strong enough games, or have had strong enough edits, to make…

Spencer: Fire bad!

#Joementum #Joega #Joener

Still, though, if Hantz had stuck around, he's also pretty good at challenges and would have made life more difficult for everyone — including Rob. Whether he made it to the merge or the end or not. Once he was gone, Boston Rob was a shoe-in.

Spencer has had a very strong story in the edit too. Starting the season by admitting and acknowledging he's kind of a robot and couldn't even say he loved his girlfriend, even though he did love her. That's partly why last night I thought he might be going home — he kept reiterating that change he needs to make, and…

On the other hand, in the game of Survivor, feeling comfortable enough to wear another player's shirt and say that line could be indicative that they do have a decent bond.

Aquaman jumps out of the water and karate chops Doomsday from behind…

I knew it! Scientists don't know nothin'. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

Yeah, I've seen rumors of Doomsday but I was surprised to see him show up in the trailer. That definitely seems like something to save. All we needed was a glimpse of Lex being nefarious and undermining the heroes. We got that and… a whole lot more. Are there any surprises in the movie now, beyond seeing how the…

Bleed. Need. Kneed. Greed. Bead. Reed. Heed. Mead. Lead. Lede. Weed. Seed. Creed. Feed. Peed. Plead. Deed. Freed. Breed.

This movie may just be dumb enough to work.

That last credit seems fake.

It's just a movie about Van Damme drinking tea, dancing, and chatting up young ladies in public hot tubs.

Haywire 2: Espionage Boogaloo

That last part is definitely true.