New idea: test mules should have louder cars follow behind them to mask the sound of their engines.

At that price, this Maybach is a prime candidate for the JAY Z / Kanye West treatment.

Disgusting!

Might as well slash your own tires.

I’m using this as a bass loop for my next rock & roll song.

Yeah. Right now it sounds like, “Hear my clutch slip! Hear me roar!”

Ford should comp him a new GT and run a hilarious, nostalgic ad smear against Ferrari.

He stacked em like Bruce Wayne did, you see.

This is gonna be a BRILLIANT stunt car in Mission Impossible 6 or Fast & Furious Infinity.

TAKAHASHI

Haven’t we agreed to call these things “ultra cars?”

Haven’t we agreed to call these things “ultra cars?”

His dashboard looked like my dryer a year ago.

Yeah, the Lamborghini Diablo called and said it wants its 1990s airbag bag back.

I hear Matt Farah’s rich Armenian “bro” impression in my head.

5th Gear: Bob Lutz’s Crazy ZR-1 Fisker Arrives

I see Lotus Evora from the side.

And every week they’ll have a section of the budget labeled “SHOCK ABSORBERS.”

Stick to your Miatas until you learn how to drive, dickhead. What am I kidding? it’s his money, not mine

R.I.P. to Phife Dawg.