The Kanye Christmas card is gonna have Margiela jackets, bejeweled masks and LOTS of Adidas. Also, it'll feature Big Sean for no fucking reason. Be ready for Mr. Kardashian. Yeezy season's approaching.

AWD is just so expensive though! 4 new tires every time you get busy at the Martin State Airport parking lot at night.

Very considerate of them to use turn signals at least.

Of all the cars to die in with no airbag...

Taylor Swift is to emotional music videos what Drake is to emotional rap songs. Drake will put angry voicemails and ex's real names in songs, Taylor will beat the stripes off a Shelby Cobra with a golf bat on film.

Did someone hand him the aux cord?

Is the kid included as crew?

Do you think Davide Testi is immune to that heavenly shriek yet?

Excellent car control. I would've died several times during the making of this video.

Can we say ABC is trying to Kanye Tony Stewart?

SEE! Derek Jeter needs to run for mayor! I've been saying this for years now! If Schwarzenegger can run an entire state, Jeter can run NYC.

WHAT?! Does salt come out of the exhaust? Think of the DeLoreans! Some of us don't have the luxury of paint, ya know!!!

Her ass is watermelon but her thighs are twigs? Spread the wealth ma!

Could sure use that MRAP money over here in Baltimore. #BROKE

I see Ferrari is taking notes from Nike. Make more product to keep the rich hypebeasts happy. Maybe, like Air Jordans, or Pagani Zondas, we can have Ferrari reissues that don't catch fire on a whim.