dude you're just so wrong

Saying Steve Harvey is a better host than Richard Dawson is a STRONG FUCKING TAKE

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these vines are all good but dat backflip doe

Early Christmas party, 2013.

Christmas music, lots of baked goods, a big ol' pot of spiced butter cider with rum, and a bunch of friends in sweaters. It was awesome, and chill for the most part. The party wound down around midnight and most of my buddies left, except for a couple of my closer friends who wanted to keep…

reveal your sources you coward

"Bobotrap"

oh you motherfucker

5. Being hit by a truck
6. "Vitamin"

#BRINGBACKFRUITOPIA

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oh jesus christ you've got to be kidding me

that looks like one of those things you put in the middle of a 45 to make it play right

Evanston has some weird-ass laws. But no, when I was there at least, they bagged the food for us.

/wilbon'd

I went to college at Northwestern, and less than a minute walk from campus is the world's top-grossing Burger King. I had to go there one day during my first week of classes on the way to some meeting because it was on the way and I didn't have time to get lunch anywhere else. The place was empty. I made it a point to…

I'd have liked to have spent less time in the Batmobile.

KOTAKU DEALS IS RUNNIN' WIIIIIILD

Related: The WWE2K15 Hulkamania Edition is the perfect example of how to put together a freaking AWESOME collector's edition/limited edition preorder package.

http://www.gamestop.com/ps4/games/wwe-…

On a more constructive note, have you guys even watched the trailer? If you like cars, the two vehicles that aren't the GLA are, like, historic and legendary. This kinda thing reminds me of Mario and co. making an appearance in NBA Street. I'm all for it.