Seriously, stop it. I can name 2 games that were released as "incomplete" off the top of my head. Only 2. Out of a very strong generation of gaming. Mass Effect 3, and Asura's Wrath. Name another. Name another game that didn't tell a complete story— that didn't give you a full experience before giving you the…

This is the worst Split/Second mod I have ever seen.

The issue with cherry pie is that its quality varies wildly from delicious and tart to slimy, corn-syrupy mess depending on how it's prepared. I mean, it's still pretty great either way, but it's a crapshoot sometimes.

Poli Sci? Please. Next time get a real major.

BUT I ONLY FOOLED YOU ONCE AND I DON'T HAVE AN ARMANI SUIT

But what if, despite my best efforts, I am That Guy, but That Guy that pointed out that, despite my best efforts, I am That Guy then became That Guy despite his best efforts by pointing out that I had become That Guy despite my best efforts?

A Schiano Man only takes orders from 3 things: his stomach, his cock, and Bill Belichick.

WHAT HAVE I DONE

Not to, you know, be that guy— but it's Saints Row. Not Saint's.

The lists for smaller venues are actually pretty on point. Props to them for including Schubas, Metro, The 40 Watt, and (of course) the 9:30 Club.

It was only a matter of time before the Cards fans showed up.

Shit, LoversNeverLose would be a good one too

Just remember: lovers never lose.

Most of my gaming SNs are FillYourHeart, after an obscure David Bowie song off his album Hunky Dory that I fucking love. The only other username I use, when I can fit it in, is RobotsFightingDinosaurs, which, you know, is pretty self-explanatory.

From now on, I'm going to refer to my shits as "hot takes"

This is absolutely fucking great. And as a Maryland-born Chicago-dweller, I'm very happy with my state's representation. Kudos.

how is sriracha less popular than quinoa

Oh man. Y'all are troopers. I couldn't get past the dude waving the towel around.

More like GRUMBLING, am I right?

also don't say that too loud, Jalopnik might hear you