A Schiano Man actively searches for the printed waist size of his friends' jeans at parties so he can call them fat later.

A Schiano Man always puts his heavy coat in the overhead bin on full flights, and yells at the flight attendant that he won't put it under the chair because there might be spiders there.

A Schiano Man stands on the walking side of the escalator and actively attempts to block your path when you try to pass around him.

A Schiano Man yells at the TV during reruns of Colombo asking why the fuck Peter Falk hasn't arrested anybody yet.

Right? It's also nice that, you know, this is a very real upset possibility.

Yes.

I thought you had a point until you posted a tracklist that wasn't Guitar Hero Rocks the 80's.

tbh it's still just as fun to get hammered and play rock band

This might be my favorite starting track list for like, any music game ever.

/cryinforever

Yup. Pam Ward is fucking amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

HEY.

Not to be, like, cliche, but what does an average day look like for an NFL player (non-gameday) in the season and in the offseason? How many hours per week would you say you spend on the job— working out, playing games, practicing, watching tape, filming ads, stuff like that?

Are you Colin Kaepernick?

Eh, yeah, at least today. It's my rest day from the gym, and I'm kind of burnt out from GTA V for the moment. But tomorrow I'm going to a street fair and trying to hustle over to my stunt class, so I'm trying to enjoy it for the moment!

doesn't have the awesome lego starship i made when i was 7

That's fair enough. I just like those posts (at least over on foodspin), so you know, I'm kinda surprised everyone is so taken aback by this.

Pretty sure it's not an error, cause unexplained lists are a thing elsewhere on gawker media. Plus, what the hell kind of analysis can you do on fucking game console colors? I wouldn't want to read that shit.

Because this isn't the fucking New York Times, and it's Friday, and maybe I don't want to read about Valve's goddamned controller all day? Chill, man. Gawker does this shit all the time. Nothing to get all worked up about.

"that can kill you"