Yeah— I guess this kinda shit hasn't happened on Kotaku yet, and not every kotakuite is also a deadspin reader.

Okay. That was pretty good.

i lold

Thanks— you know, I get allergies as the seasons change

I mean, kinda. It's just a fun, subjective list. They do it on Foodspin all the time, and it's just a little thing for people to have dumb arguments about which condiments or sodas are the best. Ionno why people seem so taken aback by it.

Wait, are people actually pissed off about this? Wow.

oh fuck you

Taking a page from Albert Burneko, huh? I'm down.

To be fair, I have been using the word "tetris" like a verb for AGES when I pack for a road trip or move. That's like a video game.

http://www.sippinonpurple.com/northwestern-w…

Football injuries more often than not last longer than a student's tenure at the college. As of now, students have no recourse for this. That, to me, is wrong. It's also wrong that players really have no formalized way to air grievances with the system they're such an integral part of. I'm not even talking…

I'm a NU fan, so obviously there's some homerism here, but if you hear Kain Colter talking about it— that's what he focuses on, a players' rights union and self representation, kinda like the NFLPA.

I feel like something important that's being glossed over is that this isn't just about athletes being paid. The APU is trying to form an athlete's rights union, so they can represent their own interests in a variety of fields— for instance, did you know that right now, players are liable for their own medical bills…

goddamnit now i really want atomic wings and sausage pizza

horsey sauce

that's actually fair enough. I was thinking in theory in the post, not in practice.

I've tried that before— but I've found that in practice, though lime juice is great for preserving guac covered in the fridge, it's less effective when it's out in the open being eaten. Especially if you're making it yourself and not buying preservative-laden guac from the store.

You're fucking insane.

Though I will heartily agree that guac is, bar none, the best dip, I honestly don't think it's the best for watching ALL THE SPORTS. Yes, it's versatile, but if you are planning on having a bunch of friends over on Sunday to watch all the football games— from the early to the late slate, that shit is going to brown.

Bart's "look", at least the way he's drawn and appears, changes too. To be honest, I don't really see the difference.