The Scion xB. Whoever had the idea to market mid-range, ugly almost-mini-van-y hatches as "STREET YOU GUYS" is a guy I'd like to meet. Remember those ads where all those tricked out, fully spec'd xBs (with a couple xA and tCs) gathered around and a dude with a bullhorn shouted about individuality?

What is the best beer for drinking feelings away? I usually swing between a generic cheap american lager, or something REALLY DARK AND HEAVY, like Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Stout. Those have been working so far, but after this week, I'm planning a weekend of being heinous. Suggestions?

The GIFs are nice, but the real treat is learning that BIZARRE FOODS PREMIERES IN 3 DAYS YOU GUYS

The most despicable thing here is that, presumably, there was a dog in the car as the cop decided to brake check this other dude. Unforgivable.

The Cinque's nose. It looks like a freaking cartoon. From every other angle, it's my favorite looking car. Bar none. But from the front, it looks like a nerd wearing glasses.

oh, +1. +1 forever.

If you could share a night out with one video game character, who would you pick- either for stories, partying, or general misadventuring? After some thought, I'm going with the ostrich from Joust. For obvious reasons.

Hannibal Lecht-car

Yup. Cept it's more of a HEY, GOOD JOB CUTTING ACROSS 3 LANES OF TRAFFIC BECAUSE YOU FORGOT YOU HAD TO GET OFF 495 8 EXITS AGO. PRO MOVE.

I'm probably going to give one of the only honest answers here. The way I deal with terrible drivers is first, to grip the wheel slightly more tightly, then to yell sarcastically at them with all the windows up while gesturing at them with my non-dominant hand. My favorite is to yell "THANKS" while giving them an…

God, it's so mad at me. WHY IS IT SO MAD AT ME

At the risk of being crucified, I'm going to lay this out there:

A general speed limit is a good idea in theory. Not everybody should be blasting at 120+mph down public roads.

But here's the deal. On wide, non-residential roads, it's ridiculous that the speed limit is not based on the speeds of the cars around you. I…