robotseinfeld
Robot Seinfeld
robotseinfeld

I genuinely cannot imagine spending my rage and indignation on a fucking video game and not, like, racial injustice or transphobia or literally anything else that actually matters and affects people. A couple of years back, I really didn’t like the decisions Bungie was making in Destiny 2. You know what I did? I

I get what you’re saying. These things are always tricky. Writing a book about your experiences with mental health in order to educate or encourage others is a valid, noble thing to do. It’s hard being honest about those kinds of things in a public forum.

Yes and no.

As someone who once dated a 19-year-old, nah, dawg. 18 is basically a child. I mean, legally speaking, of course they’re not. That’ s obvious and doesn’t need to be said. But there’s a difference between being a legal child/a legal adult and being emotionally/mentally mature. You don’t just snap out of your childhood

Couple of thoughts.

While I certainly agree with your statement that Netflix “drools,” I’m not quite as enthusiastic about your other thesis, that Amazon Prime rules.

“Mind-blowing”? What exactly was mind-blowing about it? I mean, it wasn’t awful, but it was easily one of Disney+’s most mid series to date. Episode five was the only episode of the series that came close, in my opinion, to doing anything truly interesting. Otherwise, it was just some very light, unnecessary

Oh yeah? And which actor would that be? 

Unfortunately, I’m forced (lol) to conclude that this show didn’t really need to happen. Which sucks! Because I was looking forward to this back when it was getting whispered about years ago. Super tired of Star Wars content, to be honest. Give it a rest! Let us breathe!

Most of the known universe liked the movie”?

It’s clearly sarcasm.

I started playing Elden Ring on PS4 over the weekend, and not only does it look fine, my PS4 sounds perfectly fine playing it. In fact, I’ve never known my six-year-old PS4 to ever be particularly loud. I’m not usually one to bitch about games journalists, but this is one situation where I feel like there’s a

I’m convinced that the people who read this website (and by the way, why are any of us still here? The people who own this site suck ass) have never seen real, genuine, no-holds-barred clickbait in their lives. The AV Club is practically restrained, compared to what goes on in far shadier corners of the internet.

I don’t think it’s right that people are dogpiling on you. English clearly isn’t your first language, and you don’t understand the various legitimate ways that the word “they” can be used. You must also be quite young, as you haven’t yet learned that language evolves, and even if “they” was only singular, it could

Perhaps they grew up on MST3K more than they did the Beatles? That’s a show that’ll really give you a crash course in obscure references.

No, POPULAR streaming is one of the dumbest subcultures out there. I don’t watch any of these Ninjas or Pokimanes or whoever the fuck. They’re useless dickbags. There are, however, plenty of lesser-known streamers who are good people and extremely entertaining. It’s the lowest-common-denominators like Pewdiepie and

Not to disrespect Oscar Isaac, who does seem like a nice fellow with a lot of good opinions, but whenever I see headlines like this one, my first thought as a queer person is, “Well, what do you want us to do? Give him a fucking cookie? Stamp his ally card again so he can get a free Subway sandwich?”

For some reason, I’m unable to load more comments beneath your reply, but I’m going to assume you were rightfully ripped to shreds for this incredibly stupid “fake woke” comment. Wonder Woman 1984 was fucking god-awful, and no amount of performative feminism is going to change that.

No, you did not get “canceled” in 2012 for kissing another woman, you dumb motherfucker. It was goddamn 2012, not 1952. She’s a self-centered idiot who is desperate to regain a shred of the relevance and respect that she pissed away dating ol’ Melon Husk for three years. (It feels more like ten years, to be honest.)

I’m not sure I’d call anything in that video frightening or spooky. Mildly eerie, maybe? Pretty funny? Whether the whole thing was staged or not, Fin and Ger definitely deserve credit for playing their roles well. The perfectly timed fetal position at the end was particularly well done.