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Anyone who is shocked or up in arms about Kirk being on SNW hasn’t been paying attention. Of course Kirk is going to show up on this show. All Paramount has to offer fans is nostalgia. Neither Picard nor Discovery are anywhere near decent, nor have they ever been. It’s just been a steady stream of bad writing and that

There are a lot of valid criticisms to be made about Disney’s handling of Marvel properties, but the things you’re singling out here are, I’m sorry, just incredibly stupid and irrelevant. I don’t give a shit about special effects. I care about stories and acting — you know, the things that actually make something good

Two thoughts:

Literally everything that involves Lee Pace giving contemptuous glares is worth it. That might be all the Hobbit films have to offer.

I’m going to start with the word “penis” every time and not even God himself can stop me.

This would’ve been a reasonable take before season two of The Mandalorian aired. That show made Boba Fett actually cool, as opposed to before when, as you said, he was just theoretically cool because of how he looked. I think both Disney Plus series have done wonders for the character.

It’s wild that this is the kind of story my generation gets retold to us through a major, star-studded miniseries. I’m not saying that judgmentally. Like, I think it’s genuinely hilarious and kind of great. “Here’s the exciting story of how a guy stole a sex tape from a couple of B-tier ‘90s celebrities!” Nice. Way to

It’s absolutely stunning how Harry Potter fanatics will bend over backwards to defend blatantly, obviously, unquestionably bigoted content in those books, because... what? They’re children’s books/movies that they enjoyed when they were kids? I won’t specifically call anyone out from these comment threads, but you

Language evolves. Words are there to communicate thoughts and ideas. TERF originally had a specific meaning, now sometimes it means something a little more broad. It serves its purpose. Nothing wrong with that.

I don’t know what all you jokers are talking about. Resurrections was fun as hell and the Wachowskis have always been masters of batshit cinema.

Yeah, I’m a leftist and these kinds of self-proclaimed leftists absolutely do not jibe with the values of that philosophy. Dirtbag leftists are basically just Republican edgelords who are too embarrassed to actually associate with Republicans.

I took the comment as not being at all based on actual events. Just Shiv insulting Roman by equating him to the cliche of the poor school “slut” who lets “macho” types take advantage of her.

The Grammys are a joke. I don’t really care what they do over there. (Or rather, I started to care when I read this headline, but then I remembered that there is literally no good reason on earth why the Grammys should be given any respect or attention.) The thing that actually is wild about this, is the fact that

A) The man plays almost the same character in every movie he’s in. If he has range or significant talent, he hasn’t taken any roles that have pushed him to prove it. Frankly, the only truly good thing he’s ever done is play an idiot on a sitcom, and lately I’ve been starting to suspect that he wasn’t acting.

Hoskins would’ve been a fine Mario in a better film. That movie sucked for decidedly less Hoskins-related reasons.

I remember liking that show, despite the fact that it had Louis CK’s sticky fingerprints on it behind the scenes. Tig Notaro continues to be a good one.

Geez, dude, I know you’re doing the whole “hyperbole for comedic effect” thing, but overreact much? Talking about killing yourself just because you see a couple of teenagers interacting in a, let’s say, “cute” way onscreen is, uh, a bit much. It’s not for you, I get it. It doesn’t sound like it’s for me either. Maybe

I’m right there with you. I actually just sold my Switch to a friend, a couple of weeks ago. I don’t hate the system, and it certainly has some good games, but Nintendo has kind of developed into a niche console maker. It’s not that small of a niche, obviously, but you have to have certain interests or be a certain

Oh, they- they were talking about Wyclef Jean. Not the CEO. Oh. I see.

Of course he fucking knew more than he let on. These motherfuckers always know more than they let on. They only give a shit about money. People are just little moneymaking machines to them. It’s capitalism, baby! Capitalism don’t give a fuck about the human cost. Whatever greases the gears and lines the pockets. At