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It’s probably for the best that Lizzy Caplan won’t be returning, since it seems likely that she’d just be inexplicably killed off in the closing minutes of the final episode, canceling out any and all good will that the previous episodes had built up.

There’s not a goddamn thing that this piece of human detritus could ever do, or could ever have happen to him, that would make me want to defend him for any reason. He is a hateful piece of shit who has helped poison the minds of countless human beings and has undoubtedly brought unimaginable harm to innumerable

Good luck with that. Forcing something to become a franchise rarely turns out the way they want it to. If the demand is there, it’ll happen, but you can’t just speak that kind of success into existence.

I heard this song 20ish years ago, even had it on my computer at the time (thanks, Soulseek!) and I don’t think I was ever aware that it wasn’t an official release. I think I just assumed it was a B-side or a bonus track or something. It’s weird to see this article talking about it as a new release, like a small,

Every day, I play a video game. Every day, I watch a porn. Last year, I stopped identifying as a man. So, sure, checks out, I guess!

The most entertaining part of this website is coming down to the comment section of every article to watch the people who still willingly choose to come to this site and read it on a regular basis complain about how aghast they are that the site’s writers are producing the exact kind of content that they know the site

My comment was literally going to be me telling Ubisoft to fuck off, but then I got to the end of the article and, well, now that just seems redundant.

The difference between the two specials was that Gadsby was saying brave, confessional things that more people needed (and still need) to hear, while Chappelle has just been saying the same old bigoted shit that you can hear in every single shadowy corner of the internet (and, frankly, quite a few well-lit ones too).

It’s very easy to say, “I’ve had enough Batman,” at this point, and I certainly did that around the time they announced this movie. But I think I’ve come around on the whole thing. I’ve accepted Batman as this pop culture constant in America. We’re going to get new Batman content every few years, at the very least,

Clint Barton is a fucking good character — in the comics. Jeremy Renner is a decent enough actor, but the writing just hasn’t been there for Clint in the movies. It pains me to see people judging Hawkeye solely on what they see in the MCU. I really hope this show redeems the character a bit, because honestly I can’t

I had the pleasure of embarrassing myself in front of Mary Jo at a Cinematic Titanic live show, back in 2009. At the time, I ran a semi-successful (emphasis on the “semi”) MST3K fan site and had somehow managed to begin corresponding with both Trace’s and Mary Jo’s spouses at some point. One of the perks of this was

God, based on everything I’ve read, I honestly can’t tell how the “irritating Reddit nerd” contingent is going to respond to this one. On the one hand, it seems like they would be likely to gnash their teeth and scream, “Hey, where’s Bill Murray?! Who are these fuckin’ kids?! This is different! I hate this!”

Ah yes, the old “uncommon opinion = bad” species of brain worm. How utterly fascinating.

Let me preface this by saying that I’m nonbinary. I realized that about a year or two ago. (I have an atrocious memory. I sometimes see trans people who know their coming out day by heart, but me? Dumber than a bowl o’ mice.)

I played Destiny 2 almost every single day for approximately three years before I was eventually unable to endure any more of Bungie’s mishandling of the game. And believe me, Destiny diehards, I know how you feel. I get it. You love the game and you want to give Bungie the benefit of the doubt because they made

I’m about as gentile as you can get, and even I’ve noticed the thing Silverman’s talking about. I don’t think every actor has to be exactly the same as the character they’re playing necessarily, but when it comes to marginalized groups, maybe try a little harder, Hollywood?

I don’t think it’s fair to say he looks like an orc.

God, fucking finally. It’s here.

Do you really think Disney is going to let the show that helped carry its streaming platform through its first months of existence go that easily? There’s still milk in them titties, my friend, and if they have to, they will kill the cow to get it.

What a weird fuckin’ casting choice. I mean, hey, if it works, it works. But still... her? (Pretend an Arrested Development “Her?” gif is here instead of text. I’m too lazy to go look for one.)