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Robot Seinfeld
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I asked you to go to the Green Day concert. You said you'd never heard of them. How cool is that?

80 years old?

The Superman v Zod battle from Man of Steel is basically one big DBZ fight. If they'd just done that for two hours, the Dragonball fans probably would've let this guy live.

I've always thought she has a really nice smile.

You know, Shirley Manson can still get it. She's a hell of a performer and I'd totally go to the Philly show, if I had someone to go with. But I don't. Because I'm garbage.

No one tell Joseph Fiennes.

There are ways to be inclusive and diverse without being ridiculous. And I'd hardly call it bullying to want some acknowledgment that gay people exist in-universe, beyond a lazy, "Oh yeah, Ackbar was a HUGE gay off-screen. Him and Wedge, always going at it." That's half-assed representation when literally all you've

They're forgetting about Theryk Rendar from the third book of The Tarkin Saga by Timothy Zahn, easily the franchise's best depiction of a gay character until he died from a tragic lightsaber malfunction in Garth Mendelson's The Oath at Xendan IV. Rookie mistake, AV Club.

Your time frame requires a bit of wiggle room. I was born in '83, and Space Jam was a big event in my childhood. It's not an amazing film, but it's still a good bit of dumb fun, I'd say.

I'm not a fan of Schumer (her feminist material is pretty great, but racially she's pretty terrible) but I'm equally not a fan of people treating celebrities like their own personal playthings. It's just gross, and it truly brings out some of the worst of humanity.

A world that has less Paul F. Tompkins in it is a world that can kiss my heinder!

Good Lord! I don't know how else to interpret those lyrics. It's a shame the rest of the song is so toothless and forgettable. I feel like a song about masturbation should at least be, well, fun.

Say what you will about The Offspring, but Smash is a goddamn classic.

The Russos seem like nice chaps, and I'm much more comfortable with them effectively piloting the MCU than I was with Whedon in the driver's seat. Godspeed!

Yeah, this is all well and good, BUT DOES THE CAT DIE? I NEED TO KNOW IF THE CAT DIES, DOWD. TELL ME IF THE CAT DIES, GODDAMMIT.

The general tone of the comments seems to be "fuck Laurel" and "good riddance," so let me just chime in for the opposition and say that I'm sorry to see Laurel/Katie go. I feel like the character was finally getting onto something good after a rough couple of seasons. I hope Katie lands somewhere with writers who know

She's pining for the fjords.

If Marvel can attempt Civil War without most of the original story's cast, then Fox can sure give Old Man Logan a shot. I'm not saying it'll be good, but I'm sure they can slap something together.

Well, Jamie Foxx has got to live somewhere.

Seems like wishful thinking.