While his legacy will never be simple and straightforward, he at least lived long enough to create one.

It’s a joke, you herniated boomer testicle

No, you’re advocating genocide, just wrapped up in a pretty little malthusian package so nobody will call you out on it.

Be honest with us. How many times have you told your wife “gee honey I would do the dishes, but you’re so much BETTER at it than me!”

Gender isn’t a social construct, gender roles are, and if you’re going to try to score wokepoints by giddily reporting on hashtags it’s high time you understood the difference. If gender wasn’t real there wouldn’t be any trans people.

You’re both mean and stupid. Work on that.

Any sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic.

He is a terrible babysitter! Going absolutely savage on his care.com profile.

The for children part was the entire part. It’s not that long of a post, man. Come on.

“Hi Brian Posehn!”

That’s not what milkshake ducked means. Baby Yoda, a vinyl puppet, is not going to get canceled. He lacks the capacity to express bigotry or victimize people, since he is not alive.

It’s children’s television. You click an icon of a giant cartoon mouse to watch it.

Congrats on learning how to make a profit off of sucking yourself off, but I fail to see how it benefits the rest of us.

It is honestly mind-boggling that no matter how innocuous the topic, there will always, always be some turdy weblord ranting about how it’s bad, actually.

Another day, another “just be a white man” Lifehacker article.

There’s a massive speed and power gap between your brain and a rusty hamster wheel.

Africa has modern cities you dumb fucking racist. There’s less malaria risk in the royal suite at whatever hotels they’ll be staying at than there is in your filthy unwashed asshole.

So many farty fucking whiny-ass white men crawl out of the woodwork every time a black girl gets attention.

The entire fucking point of this very short article that even you should have been able to comprehend is that “get healthy” is a euphemism for “be as thin as possible,” you fucking dipshit. Nothing in there about stress management, sports recovery, safe lifting techniques, micronutrients. Only one aspect of “health”…

Yeah they only torture Canadians