The fast food cup pornography expert has logged on.

so is this some kind of diagnosed condition you have or is this literally the only thing you could think of to make yourself feel superior?

I can’t imagine you get much chance to eat, as busy as you are keeping all that butter from melting in your mouth.

Even worse, I heard that lying slut has a refrigerator!

Why do you feel that you are entitled to other people’s personal space? Why should anyone have to move or sit at an uncomfortable angle just so you can have exactly what you want?

It absolutely is not “a good tactic,” you hideous MAGA ghoul. It is never ever ever “a good tactic” to wrongfully arrest people.

Does the hot mustard go in the sauce?

That’s, at most, what any male athlete would be called for the same incident.

Lol, all I fucking do is point out racism on this trash website. None of you shitbrains ever learn, and once you pop your stubby little cock out of your mouth you can google “Linsanity” and find plenty of Asians discussing why that shit making Bubba laugh does not preclude it being racist as hell.

What made you stick with it?

Yeah this is this year’s “Linsanity” and it’s just as tedious and racist. Take your puns and your ittybitty dick over to Barstool.

That movie was a landmark victory in the progress towards diverse casting. There are A-list careers that wouldn’t exist today if it weren’t for the success of The Fast and the Furious. But since you’re on the internet crying about children’s movies, I imagine you’re a white man and either don’t care about or feel…

What the hell does “enough” mean, jfc.

Are you kidding? He’s pretty clearly trying not to cry. Look at his face.

Please create a rumor that this is how Coppola reached that number with the florist.

There’s a great bit in Dave Holmes’s all-around great book Party of One where his parents help him move into his first NYC apartment and then give him the gift of driving his car back home with them. He was like “wait how is that a gift?” and his dad was like “trust me, it is.”

With some deeply #thathappened dialogue too

Racism is real, you hateful douchbag.

Directly from men.

He said that because women were the ones who used computers at NASA.