You’re an evil piece of shit and you deserve to starve in a gutter

“these people”

What is wrong with you

Harvard talks a good game about diversity these days, sure, but it still has a disproportionately white student body and the Lampoon has a long history of being overtly hostile to anyone who wasn’t a straight male WASP. And I know that thinking anything negative about your precious golden boys sets your skin on fire…

Of course people say that, you whiny shit-flinging baby. You haven’t heard them say it because you throw a huge fucking fit any time anyone criticizes anything, apparently, so you probably aren’t invited to join many conversations.

Well it literally is and has been for the better part of a century, so what is this comment

Your proportions are hilariously off in these examples. The percentage of high-level comedy writing jobs that go to Lampoon alums vs. say, acting jobs that go to Julliard alums isn’t even in the same ballpark. We are only just now leaving the era when it was damn near all highly-paid comedy gigs going to Lampooners.…

Just for everybody else in the peanut gallery: There’s a documentary about how Highlights is made and it’s excellent and unsurprisingly the people involved are mostly PhD-level experts in child psychology, education, and literature.

Lmao that that’s as far as your mind can reach.

Yes, it’s very hard to win the lottery.

How would it do that? Literally how, lay out the mechanism you imagine. No “a bloo bloo bloo people are too busy enjoying things to listen to how I’m better than them.” How does the existence of Good Eats, Mythbusters, or Bill Nye the Science Guy diminish the existence of peer-reviewed journals? Are grants being…

What the fuck is this garbage. “Kuntrashians.” Thanks, Boomer. Got any deep thoughts for us on Shillary or Microshaft?

Or don’t destroy nature just because you’re too much of a dumb douchebag to stay put.

You done? You feel like enough of a man yet? You need her to suck your dick before you’ll shut up?

She tore her meniscus. However “dumb” you seem to need her to be, she’s probably smart enough to read a whole article before spouting off.

You don’t know who’s able-bodied and who isn’t.

Language prescriptivism is a favorite hobby of racists!

Yeah welcome to the concept of “you can’t prove a negative,” genius. That’s why the prosecution has to provide evidence that he did talk on a phone, because morons like you can always think of infinite reasons to tear down the defense.

Hold the fuck up. Are you seriously fucking “not all white people”-ing THIS? AND phrasing it in such a way that you expect to get sympathy for your complicity in racism?

Did you just try to comment on a post you didn’t read?