Hahahaha did you SERIOUSLY say “It’s 10 pm-Do you know where your children are?” UNIRONICALLY in TWENTY-NINETEEN?

But it wasn’t your shit, pissbaby, it was shit you stroke off imagining you might own someday. You, like the MAGA you are, are working yourself into a lather imagining the rich man you know you’ll be someday, and what injustices that rich man has suffered.

And the throbbing cocks who post on Jalopnik gargle their own jizz about how anyone who takes out a college loan deserves to starve in the gutter for the hubris of thinking they could better themselves so I’m not sure your point’s really getting across here.

And how do you propose to release 90% of someone’s name, mr legal scholar

I’m sure they’d be so impressed by that display of strength that they’d fall to their knees and suck your cock immediately.

“Being poor isn’t a punishment” says the very masculine and impressive man who wants four children to suffer for their entire lives because they dinged up some playthings he doesn’t even own.

It’s stuff.

It’s stuff. Torturing children won’t make your dick any bigger. I know it’s distressing to see toys get broken but they weren’t even your toys.

It’s stuff.

Haha wow you are a piece of shit, I mean WOW.

You keep making this fucking post and it doesn’t get any more insightful with repetition. The waitress is a human being with a brain. She will remember, with her brain that even ladies have, the table that seemed so nice and then bizarrely undertipped. She will read the message he leaves with her lady eyes and do the…

Not everyone is ten thousand years old though

Yeeaaah I love P&R very much but that doesn’t really make it okay. Calling characters a slur and then showing those characters to be horrible bigoted stereotypes doesn’t make the slur okay, it makes everything much much worse.

So have you not seen Liz & Dick???

Crushing poverty, dumbass.

I pity the gardening club or RV park that will be inflicted with your sparkling personality next.

If you’re raising kids to think that smart people don’t fall victim to scams or gambling addiction you’re raising future victims. The first thing a scammer does is make you feel smart.

Does your peepee feel bigger now.

“Any one thing is exactly the same as anything else I can imagine” says the gender convinced it’s right about everything.

Jesus fuck, twenty goddamn nineteen and we’ve still got brittle men bloo-blooing about the intolerable cruelty of women seeing their bullshit. Dry your diaper and soldier on, mister man. If y’all weren’t such shrieking hysterical terrors every time anything challenged your worldview you wouldn’t be Well Actually-ing…