She did it by throwing every woman under the bus. Just look up her comments on female comedians. Don’t fall for the old “the person who respectfully and regretfully declines to book my enemy is my friend” trap. She’s shit.

Keep it up, I’m sure he’ll be right over to suck your dick any minute now

That’s the entire history of college admissions right there

You know why.

This article is short as fuck why did NONE of you manage to read all of it? That’s their youngest baby, the “67 hours old” baby was their oldest, because the dad was talking about when he started the account and time is linear.

They don’t eat the food you fucking dimwit. This entire article - which was very short! - was explaining that obvious fact to you. Even the headline. Can you read headlines or is that still too many words?

You know this bullshit you always scream at strangers about how no one should ever bring a baby in public is, in addition to the obvious ableism of you not being able to cope with even the THOUGHT of someone who has different needs than you sharing your space, classist as fuck. Maybe you, MajorBurn, the adult…

It’s a little tiresome if they did that, just more of the usual that the only value a woman can have, even for a woman, is her body. What do platonic friends do, just connect with their minds? Female minds?

If only you were connected to some sort of world-wide web of information, which would permit you to search for answers to questions such as these. Or, barring that, if you had even passing acquaintance with a dictionary.

“I cannot picture a woman rummaging through her purse” -- A man who thinks he definitely could have had a creative career, had he deigned to do so.

Big swingin’ dick right here, lookout!

“Choose” is a nonsense statement. Maybe you’re in a position to just “choose” whether to have a job or not, but most people aren’t.

Hahaha suck your sad little dick clean off, gun baby.

Yeah quit shitting up what should be child-friendly search results with your creepy bestiality pedo porn, Brony.

You’re looking for BC Powder, my boozy friend. No fizz, but dump it into a can of seltzer and it does the trick

I mean it sounds like a good idea but also there’s a very high chance Nipsey would crush it and muddy up the argument

Yo pissybritches, actors aren’t the ones who get to make decisions like that.

Your empathy helped remind me, as I’m mired in all the bad news of the world, that there’s good too. Thank you.

Either read the fucking article or get smarter, because that distinction was very clearly indicated. Are you just too stupid to have picked up on it?

How exciting for you that today is the day you get to learn what scare quotes mean.