Seriously with the outfit and the jiggly breasts? It's just insulting.

Ugh. There is no right way to reject these types of guys, because no matter how you do it they will flip the fuck out on you. Some guys are just self-involved assholes.

The woman is from Gig Harbor I believe. But the 600 block of Cornwall is out by Lakebay. I do love how "rich" people butt up against the poor in Gig Harbor. It's such a mess.

This is actually pretty far from Gig Harbor. I grew up near Lakebay. It is a shithole. Meth labs (well, weed when I was there), white trash, and devout Christianity. It's a brutal combination. Shame cuz it can be quite lovely near the water.

I actually bought a PS4 at the behest of three friends to play this game with them. THREE friends. Guess who's gettin' ditched?

Reason #2365 of Why I Hate Bananas.

I spent more money on Dreamcast games and peripherals than any other system. Loved it to death.

never mind, found it! http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/…

never mind, found it! http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/…

It seems to be over. Now listing at $246. The 13" is now cheaper than the 11".

It seems to be over. Now listing at $246. The 13" is now cheaper than the 11".

Boxer shorts with buttons. Even better if paired with sock garters and a tight wifebeater. Best if the guy is in his 40s or 50s and is a little pudgy.

oh what the hell why do I wanna hang out with Kristen Stewart now?

Somebody call Buckaroo Bonzai!

Looking forward to the Youtube videos of stunt shitting set to dubstep.

Laverne and Shirley would disagree with you.

I saw your comment right as I was backing out of this article after skimming it. I said "whaa?" and clicked back. Well played, sir. Well played.

Holy crap, it's huge! Why isn't it kid-sized?

Dude's got problems. Dodged a bullet.

I'm conflicted, because I totally agree with you yet I'm totally hot for James Corden. Sorry.

We are one step away from a fashion spread inspired by a Terry Richardson shoot.

Man, that sounds familiar. I feel your pain.