Did he not agree to licensing or something? Looks nothing like him.

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT TO THINK?!! They look almost identical to me. Somebody get Ja Rule on the phone!

Oh man that's one of my favorites! I like to say that when the elevator's almost full at work and someone is deciding whether to get on or not. Okay, I say it in my head but whatever same thing.

I bought the xbox 360 just a couple months after launch, and remember looking at the games available and thinking "Well, I guess I'll get Ghost Recon." Not a bad game, but not something I usually play. That's why I'm waiting for a while to buy a new console. I told myself I'll wait until Destiny is released at the…

It's so hard to watch! You can always tell when the girlfriend is on the spot. And even if she wants to marry you, maybe she doesn't want to be asked on TV in front of millions of strangers! Ugh.

Mine started with Final Fantasy online (XI? I think). I like Slow Lorises, so I named myself Lorus. Didn't know I'd spelled it wrong until after I picked my Xbox Live name (Dr Lorus). Now I'm named after a watch.

Yeah, she totally killed it! I watched it twice in a row. Nice to see her get to be something other than uptight and boring for once.

"We know a lot of you are probably wondering: Why now?" Ubisoft wrote. "Well, preorders of PS4 and Xbox One are sold out for the launch, so they told us it was okay to announce a delay we've known about for probably a couple months now. Enjoy your launch day franchise rehashes!"

I ran into a train accidentally last night, and it was pretty damn amusing driving that thing around after. Woulda ditched it but I was down in the shipyards and there's fuck-all for cars in the middle of the night.

This makes me wanna get Ezell's for dinner now. Dammit.

It was either Pong, Space Invaders, or Pac Man. I'm too old to remember, cuz I was too young at the time.

Man, I hate that raspy, over-emotive singing. Plus he's flat a lot. Go back to acting, dude.

Aw, she's just a kid. No matter how famous, rich, etc. Everybody goes through weird identity shit. She's just doing it on the big stage. Give her ten years, she'll probably feel a wee bit embarrassed.

He needs to stop acting like a spoiled brat, and she needs to learn when to stop talking.

Me, I'm sad I can't find diet Calpis. The asian markets in Seattle only seem to carry the regular variety, and it's so full of sugar I feel guilty drinking it.

You know, I probably should have mentioned it, but at that point I wasn't interested in hooking up with him so I let it go.

On that last bit, I went on a date with a guy and disclosed that I had HSV-2. He said he had to think about it and get back to me. We ended up not having sex. He's a friend so we run in to each other from time to time. Shortly after that interaction, he had a HUGE cold sore. Didn't think to tell me he had HSV-1.…

I know, stupid. At the time I'd never had to mess with account closing at the time.

I'm an office manager and part of my job is to submit service requests to the building. Several times I've had women come up to me and say "We need a janitor to come clean the rest room ASAP." When I ask what happened, they always refuse to tell me, and will only say "It's bad" with the sound of dread in their voices.

I had an ex who set up an account on my Xbox just so he could beat my Hexic score. He wouldn't play any other games with me. When I kicked him out, I couldn't remember how to delete his profile. I made him as ugly as possible, which I think was more cathartic than just deleting him.