To be fair, this part:

FUN STORY TIME:

Overall, domestic violence is a much bigger thing than who wins the weekly throwy-bally games on your TV. One day, you'll realize that.

And while it shouldn't be this way (and while this comment is probably going to be received the wrong way by some here), even if some of these shitbags don't care that their mother knows...

Hollywood people hate her because she actually IS what Hollywood tells Jennifer Lawrence to pretend to be: relatable, down-to-earth, no ego, sees the carnival of bullshit that is Hollywood for what it actually is.

I make that chili for our anniversary party every year. My wife hates it.

So Bret was in on the plan to catapult the company he was leaving to heights the industry had never seen while he was going to the company that was clearly going to be left behind?

"My understanding (and I haven't had the chance to read the full interview, so this could be mistaken) was that he was willing to lose the title to Michaels, or willing to lose in Canada, but wasn't willing to lose to Michaels in Canada."

But what's the endgame?

This is why I spend most of my phone time on my back holding the phone up and off to the side. I'm sure the cold fingers, tinging in my elbow and random pulsing muscle spasms in my upper arm are completely unrelated!

I know that. I'm saying that maybe the time has come where the rest of the league has figured it out.

Well, I said it facetiously, but if you in insist, I wonder if, in terms of his legacy, maybe it would have been better for him to get out before everyone figured out the key.

Maybe he should he retired after the neck injury?

BOAT may be an exaggeration, but it's impossible to exclude him from the conversation.

Not really. Tito had some chops at one point and is an established cornerstone of the UFC, though he was always an asshole. Now? He's a walking punchline.

OMG IT'S ALMOST AS IF MENS AND WOMENS STYLES AREN'T THE SAME

I was gonna say. You ever drive a forklift on pavement? Holy shit.

Because it doesn't benefit anyone for these guys to get any serious punishments for their bad behavior.

In this case, given that she gave the kid an open invitation and he refused, it's pretty clear that something about it felt off enough that it overrode the hormonal urge of a 15 year old boy to fuck anything, even the couch with a lotion-filled glove stuffed in it if that's all that was available. That's enough to…

"Curiously enough, they put the McRib patties in the sauce after they are cooked. Which is weird, because that way it won't get much of the flavor in."