Under the right circumstances, throwing/getting thrown into the water is fun as hell.

Can't speak for anyone else, but ours:

There's no emotion present here. I'm just saying such speculation is not supported by any evidence and is equally ridiculous as the two scenarios I posted.

No, I asked you to explain your theory. Are you just throwing in with the overall Diego Garcia tinfoil crowd?

I think you're severely underestimating the difficulty of searching hundreds and thousands of square miles to locate a constantly moving thing that you have no way of visually identifying because you have no idea what it looks like.

Of all the MH370 conspiracies, "the plane was hijacked and flown to a US/UK military installation for REASONS" has to be the second dumbest, behind "MH370 is MH17."

The metal skin you're referring to is a window that was closed rather than open.

Some also speculated the President was born in Kenya. Some speculated that Elvis and Tupac are still alive.

What the hell, I'm bored and can't go too far from the desk at the moment, so I'll bite.

"it's highly unlikely that not a single trace of anything belonging to the plane would be retrieved after 7 months of intensive searching."

BRIAN!

Not only that, but maybe if these kids want to destroy themselves before they're even finished growing, they can just grab a football and head down to the park on Saturdays. Schools are for learning and not only is football not a requirement to graduate, there's a strong case to be made that maybe schools should purge…

When asked for comment on Myles Hartsfield's involvement, Jerry Sandusky was quoted as saying "see, that's instinct. You can't teach that."

"Oh, no, some random dipshits behind me got angry that I caused them a second or two of delay in their busy day!"

I can look at them and taste the syrupy consistency that fails to cover up the awful rotgut conatined inside.

Smart Person Glasses is the go-to move for all ex-players turned analysts.

Ray would know.

I get it, man. I'd be pissed if I spent $90 on garbage shoes, too.

Yeah, but the HIV scares of the past few years were FAR more scandalous than "disgraced 3rd-rate MMA fighter assaults porn star girlfriend" and those barely got play on muckraking gossip sites like Gawker. They got, at best, a one-time mention on the local CA news.

Unfortunately, the porn industry is a high-profile, low-visibility industry.