The problem is that there comes a time in everyone's life when you realize that Jello is just a really convoluted way to drink shitty fruit "juice" and that you have no time left for pretension or unsatisfying whimsy, minus a brief re-excursion (for some people) that involves adding vodka to it so you can lie to…

If that Nigerian prince wasn't so curt with me, we could have done business.

If that's true, nobody is gleeful over your loss, but you can't expect the world to stop every time someone dies.

It really DOESN'T put Nintendo in a hard spot. Or shouldn't, anyway.

A lot (a LOT) of the guys in that match were names like Big Show, Mysterio, Mark Henry (I think; wasn't he?), guys that have been in the company forever and are already making bank.

"She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change."

Well, first of all, Mercury wasn't even employed by the WWE when he entered rehab, so it has nothing to do with cost-analysis. Additionally, the WWE told two other talents, Carly Colon and Eddie Fatu, that they needed to go to rehab after they failed repeated drug tests and when they refused, they terminated their…

That's totally true. It's all being done for PR reasons and it was after Benoit's death that it really became a big public thing.

You would do well to remember that Foley was brought in to be a main eventer in WCW and WCW always had a reputation for cutting inflated paychecks (though not always as bad as it got between 1996-1999). Mick Foley's salary as a main eventer probably isn't the best example to use here.

No, they've paid for rehab for quite a large handful of folks who aren't in the inner circle.

Yes, the guys who actually appear at WM could be.

The lower card guys aren't making shit off of merchandise (Zack Ryder's weird Betty White Internet Campaign notwithstanding), nobody is paying Fandango to do a personal appearance, etc. None of that applies to those guys making south of $50K a year.

Many posters (and a few writers) are the radicalized element that poisons the message of the movement.

Yes, I saw as much. I realize now it comes off as though I was arguing with you and I apologize for that.

"Just because you remove your penis doesn't mean you understand at ALL the struggles that women face in the patriarchy."

Oh, good, you want people to know you care.

To each their own.

Oh, for fuck's sake, you're one of those. Dismissed.

He's fine. You're soft.

There's nothing sacred about death. It happens to literally every living thing on Earth at some point.