Look, I specifically said, several times, that I have black friends and that what I was saying was NOT racist. I specifically remember saying, and I quote, "I am not racist, but..." on several occasions. All I was attempting to communicate was that black people like to steal things and live on welfare. That's all. I…

Grilled chicken breast can rank anywhere between 2 and 12 depending on if it's been marinated/brined and if it's been grilled to the point of losing all moisture.

"We will do everything we can to make the Bills work here."

FYI, this is an extremely unhealthy way to view your contributions to a relationship/child as compared to your partner's and if this IS your view, you shouldn't be having children with anyone until this changes.

The what? The WHAT!?

The fact that he felt the best course of action to remedy his problem was to make this spreadsheet may shed some light on why he has this problem to begin with.

And his reason why: releasing songs individually via digital distribution means the material is fresher as opposed to having to cobble together a 12-song album and the songs he's parodying are a year old by the time it's released.

I'm also man enough to admit that he taught me the proper usage of "it's."

Did your pulled pork come with Subway's complimentary 143 pounds of lettuce?

I have literally no idea what this scenario has to do with anything and it's not even well constructed grammatically. Now you're going off the rails.

I'm the one with the facts. You're the one who thinks you're entitled to your own.

Whatever makes you think you're right.

No, that really is just your take. Medical insurance coverage has nothing to do with personal responsibility or the expectations upon you to mature as a human being.

Man, I remember those Doritos X-17 or whatever chips in the black bag. The ones that were the first (that I ever saw, anyway) "mystery" flavor that tasted EXACTLY like a Burger King burger. Fuuuuuuuuck, as a drunk snack, those things were the cat's tits.

Mango Salsa's probably gonna be the best of the bunch, but mangos in salsa just don't do it for me.

Well, I disagree with THAT (sounds like a recipe for shitty, coddled, weak, spoiled dickheads to me), but honestly, it doesn't matter.

She was 16 when the suit was filed?

I would argue the same is true at 18 as well, honestly.

At 22, you're not a "kid" in any sense of the word.

Man, for a guy who runs the #1 NIGHTCLUB IN AMERICA, YA'LL, he sure was pushy about getting that table booked once they lost interest. I mean, if I was running the #1 NIGHTCLUB IN AMERICA, YA'LL, I'd have no problem filling tables.