Until you can't anymore.

Look, I get it. You're upset about owning garbage shoes. I understand. Nobody likes being an idiot. Luckily, you can fix this quick.

I never said they weren't.

Listen, I get it. You're mad. I would be, too.

Any good shoe is expensive and, as is the case here, some bad ones, too.

"I mean for all the hype, I have yet to see a single elite runner wearing them."

Over 1.4 million years ago, our ancestors didn't refrigerate anything, either. Fuck it, right?

That's a lot of words when "LALALALALALALA NO THEY 'RE EVERYTHING I WAS TOLD THEY ARE STOP BEING MEAN TO ME" wo0uld have sufficed.

Haha, THAT angry about your trash shoes? I didn't make you buy them.

I'm sorry your shoes are garbage.

Yeah, I'd say it's pretty clear who the winner here is, guy out $100 for body-wrecking footwear.

Aww, upset about your garbage shoes?

"LALALALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

I know how the cloud works, thank you. I'm still right, whether you want to admit it or not.

Martyr? Consider looking that word up in the dictionary sometime.

I made it clear (I thought) that I'm talking about computer errors that are no one person's fault or decision that happen on a regular basis as a result of glitches, software incompatibility after upgrades, hackers, I mean, the list is endless.

I like how his last sentence is basically a textbook example of:

No proof yet and you won't have any until it happens. There was no proof of the entire northeastern US and half of Ontario being plunged into darkness until it happened.

Yep. "It's all in the cloud, man! No worries!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK every single dipshit who dismissed the word of podiatrists and physical therapists the world over, preached the benefits of these things like they weren't the victims of a successful marketing scam and thought they'd just somehow stumbled onto the…