Reality check: Nobody fucking cares. Really.

You must not understand the things he says. His dripping sarcasm and undeniably intelligent wit are the most charming factors about him.

If you can't reason that question out, then yes, you are the only one.

Well the mice are ahead of this curve:

The problem with your 'reappropriation' argument is that it willfully ignores the economic reality of being a productive artist in early 21st century America. In short, your argument is bollox.

But I thought artists are only allowed to start selling the contents of their wastepaper basket after they are dead.

For one thing, re-imagining requires the use of a functional brain.

She can always just pee in his mouth in court and he'll drop the charges

A) Big difference between getting offended by actual legalized oppression and getting offended because you didn't like or understand a particular joke (which btw in no way condones rape.)

Well, what else?

I'll summarize my point by telling you that you are wrong.

I don't know about you guys, but I kind of imagine alien worlds being mostly rocks and dirt.

Our legal system is based on innocent until proven guilty not the other way around. Guilty until proven innocent is for police states.

Does it still feel as bad ass when you have to say it anywhere between 3-5 times beofre it actually responds?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION CITIZEN.

Best one right here!!