From what I've seen, Seinfeld doesn't swear in his act. I've heard other comedians respect him for that, for how well crafted his jokes are. With him, apparently, is not just saying funny shit (like you couldn't even avoid swearing in the article, like, the fuck), but it being constructed almost musically.

Hum, what if nuts are juggled regularly?

You're complaining about a feature that makes the game better. You may not like it, but it makes the game better.More options are not always good. In your case - a fast travel option. It kills games like Skyrim, where instead of adequate horse to move around at a decent pace, you have to use fast travel. The horse in…

IT FUCKING DID BECAUSE I PREFER ORANGES TO APPLES HOW CAN YOU EVEN EAT THAT FRUIT YOU YOU YOU IM HOLDING DOWN SHIFT INSTEAD OF PRESSING CAPSLOACK THAT'S HOW FURY I R

The act of cultural digestion is all about getting a reaction. Any reaction is good reaction for an agent of cultural digestion. It doesn't matter if they infuriate a person or make them just argue, or have them agree, laugh, make jokes, whatever. Any reaction, any acknowledgement of agents of cultural digestion is…

How about we stop blaming art and start blaming people? How come I, and billions of others, love gory games and would NEVER hurt anyone? How come, every time something bad happens, groups use it to further their agenda? Why don't they have any respect? What if the guy also liked "art" on facebook? Do we have to blame…

Oh, really? He pulled it out his ass! I think it's actually reading books. Yeah. It's books that cause these killings. Because I read books and there is violence in them. Fucking douche. People are not allowed to have public opinion from now on. This is my rule. Actually, probably fingerpainting is the reason why…

You can buy a gaming PC that will run LoL on highest settings and anti-aliasing out the ass fairly cheap. It's not some hog of a game that requires the newest Alienware to play on medium. That's PlanetSide 2. But it's not a MOBA.

People have said it, but I'll have to repeat them - DOTA 2 community sucks.

I like how you're pulling words out your ass.

That pizza slice looks like a broken giant cock in the first second -_-

Isn't that a belt for the gun holsters? I may be wrong, haven't played DMC in ages.

To be honest, I can't blame them for the high prices. The only way a customer can communicate with a provider of anything is money. Opinions do not matter. Even if someone who's paid to write thinks these prices are beyond high, that doesn't mean enough customers agree with him. The games probably weren't financial…

I wouldn't be worried about this. It is entirely possible that Del Toro talked with Gabe about this.

Dude, new players are not supposed to know who you are when you start the game. I'm not even sure if they mentioned Haytham when marketing the game. Don't spoil it.

AC III is great. The only problem I have is that movement glitches out a bit, but that's it. Best AC so far in my opinion. But that's why I don't write reviews.

Dark Souls' fix not only improved the way it works, but later versions also fixed the keyboard and mouse controls. It's just epic.

I actually enjoy failing in AC III. Feels new, compared to Revelations, where I was immune to failure. In the previous games, failure was still an option, but it was hard to achieve. Here it happens, the game feels a bit like a challenge instead of a walk in the park. I like that.

I can tell you in Bulgaria games are priced really unfair and this makes piracy okay across the board here. I love spending money on games, but when a game costs half a monthly income for some people, it doesn't seem fair, compared to, say the US, where $1200/month is bad. Here I can rent a small place in the center…

Why do you play AC just for the pirate missions? Just play a ship simulator or something. The fact that you didn't like one of Ubisoft's greatest series doesn't it is bad.