He didn't. He says "easy joke". There is no easy and hard jokes. There's funny and stupid ones. Only. The fact that he doesn't like the shitty humor in Hitman does not mean it is bad humor. Cock jokes are awesome. Gay jokes rock. Jokes that stereotypes people, while remaining a jokes, are fucking hilarious. There is…

This is stupid. I mean the article. There is no bad type of humor. There is humor that you find funny and humor that you do not. I personally love what this article cites as bad humor. The thing with the two guys in the closet had me laughing. It's hilarious! Oh, but puff puff that's not grown up humor, puff puff we…

It depends on how much of an ass I want to be. Usually it's not much to pay for whatever already is on the bill and just leave without saying a word, tip the waitress personally on the way out. And the feeling I have when I do that is amazing.

But that's the charm, isn't it. That your awesome partner is 1300 miles away. You do not have to deal him as a person. You don't have to do the little things, like hear him take a shit. Or share bathroom with him. Or fuck him. You only get to see the part of this person that you enjoy. And of course your marriage was…

Games recently have been buggy just because of the gymnastics that need to be made to make them look *better* on consoles. There are crazy optimizations that are being done, and they cause bugs, because it is taking shortcuts, or using alternative coding and such. This is not the only reason, I know, but this…

They had to scale DOWN the graphics of The Witcher 2 for the console version of the game. Battlefield 3's graphics were also scaled down for consoles as far as I know, because they can't handle it. A game like Planetside 2 will never run on current consoles with these graphics. It's not about "true potential". There's…

But I hate the part where you say games do not do that. They do. Audio in games has evolved to the point where with headphones you can hear stuff behind you. Binaural audio can't be used in games (according to wiki), because it is recorded using 2 microphones in different places. Games need a specific sound, that is…

Google noise cancellation. Or noise cancelling headphones. You correcting me on that term is stupid. I can dismiss you right here. But... what you say makes sense, but due to superior noise cancellation in headphones, it is not necessary to raise the volume too high to negate environment, people talking and so on and…

If you mean I am white - then yes. And by loud I mean loud enough to cancel out other sounds. This damages your ears with earbuds. With headphones it is not really necessary to play that loud, because good headphones have noise-cancellation, you can just have normal volume and ignore the outer world. Not to mention…

It is music. Noises, composed in any way to create something, are music. The opening theme from Soul Reaver has some weird effect on me. It sends me places. Actually the whole album where it is from (Don't Be Afraid by Information Society) is some of the most trippy stuff I've ever listened to. And I love it for that.

It wasn't worth the effort. There's many world firsts that weren't worth their effort, and this is one of them. Why make a crappy square video, when it's relatively cheap to make HD widescreen videos now. It's a step back, and as such it is not cool.

Adding '-tacular' in the end of words makes them sound more awesometacular, and is retardedtacular.

Red roses, chocolate and a pair of socks.

Okay, now we know the Wii U will become the console for perversion. If it's got camera, it can be used for camporn. It's just... the way the world works.

I think they want to finally start making alien movies, and they need some monumental building where aliens will appear in the movie. I mean, like aliens always appear in New York, with its tall monumental buildings, and China wants to tap on that market now, with CGI being so cheap now. But they need the monumental…

I have to try this. So far I've played games where similar experience is a secondary premise. Like Dark Souls' actually deep lore, where you have clues about it lying left and right, but the main focus is still killing bosses. I'm not going to even touch Skyrim here, because that game fails miserably to tell ANY story…

Don't blame iPad for parental irresponsibility. For a kid to have an iSomething in Chine, it's parents need to be rich, or be selling their kidneys. iPads are perfectly fine, idiot parents are not.

Quiet PC > Small PC. I really doubt anyone doesn't have enough room under their desk for a PC, but the noise can be a fun killer.

So... an article on "A friend send a youtube video on my phone instead of skype/any other IM program". I'm sorry, I understand white people problems, but you have to be freakin albino white to have problems like that. Can't you just name the article "my life is too good and I have nothing to complain about so read…

I'm sorry, you don't mention Fallout or Baldur's Gate, how can you say "Best RPG series on the planet" without mentioning these games? I know you're talking about specific series, which is far from being the best. So are Baldur's Gate and Fallout. It's all subjective after all... I just expect more from an article…