robotimpurity
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Anything other than a lightly-used sedan or small CUV made between 2010 and now.

No “specialty” vehicles. No sports cars, sport compacts, off-road-focused SUVs. They will wreck it. “But I taught them how to—” Nope, stop right there. They will wreck it. Listen to my words. It’s not a question of if, nor a judgement on

Ok so what happens when these trucks get caught in a 14 hour highway shut down and no longer have the fuel reserves to reach their destination? Do they just pull over and wait for help?

Self-driving vehicles work great in a place like Arizona where inclement weather isn’t a thing. Good luck implementing this in Canada in January.

I get fucking sick of being described as a fucking “radical”, when people of all fucking political stripes use worse fucking language all the time. Fucking hypocrite ass motherfuckers. Not to mention that policies like “healthcare as a fucking human right” and “don’t separate the fucking children from their fucking

But seriously, impeach that motherfucker.

“Your honor, I’d like to turn your attention to Exhibit C fas the most damning evidence of collusion amongst NFL owners towards my client - a signed contract between the Oakland Raiders and Nathan Peterman!”

Somewhere, Kaepernick’s lawyers are high-fiving.

I thought we had our chance to get rid of this kind of incompetence at the midterms. WTF, America.

I ha(d) a tasteful nude tumblr account, and I’m just closing that chapter of my life now. Nothing exists like tumblr, so I guess I have nothing now. 

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

You’d be amazed. Raiders fans travel well, thanks to the massive bus fleet owned by the California Department of Corrections.

The carpet should match the coach:

“nobody wants to hear that.”

If the most left wing mainstream media you have in your country is The Atlantic you’ve got a real fucking problem. 

It was into the third quarter by the time we got to the logistics of actually even getting the X-rays, and then they were less than readable.” The reason? “It was probably a dated piece of equipment, or what have you,” Tomlin said.

My absolute favorites are the ‘professionals’ who, when asked why there are no seasonings in or on the food, say stupid shit like “I didn’t want to take away from the natural flavors of the main ingredients.”

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the

So frustrated by this, and really hope that Daredevil in particular manages to continue on elsewhere. It was so good.

Add to this the fact that the more recent villain/big bad, Negan, has logistically ZERO reasons for ANYONE to follow him. He rules by fear alone (which would never work) while walking around without watching his own back, and the fact that no one close to him in his inner circle...that he still treated like shit all

Ah, the eternal problem with series... Make season after season until people are so bored with it that they stop caring.  I prefer the model where you have a story, no filler stuff, and it has a clear beginning and an end.  Then again, I am not entirely sure I’d think the same if I was a TV exec.  Those guys live in a